My Cease and Desist Letter to Society
May. 27th, 2020 12:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bakedbigfoot B.I.T.C.H.I.N.G. (Board of Individual Thoughts, Cares, Hopes, Ideals N Goals), LLC.
To: Society Itself
385 Life Ave
Earth
Dear Society,
It has come to our attention that our client, BakedBigfoot, has been recently overwhelmed by excessive vexation and misguided prudence from affiliated members of your party. Having the responsibility to protect and represent his best interests and spirit, we politely, yet assertively, ask that you consider to cease the following.
1) Making inquisitive or pressing remarks regarding BakedBigfoot's future plans for employment and / or study. As an individual, he carries the right to choose for himself what he wants to do with his life and what his passions are. He holds no interest in your party's ideals of monetary success nor their pressing agenda to populate the planet.
2) Asking him to adopt thought patterns certified and approved by the Department of Conformity. BakedBigfoot has never held concrete affiliation with this organization and reserves the right not to do so, as long as his interests don't interfere with public safety. He has demonstrated this and is therefore protected under the Court of Humanity.
3) Asking to repress / ignore thoughts not certified by the Department of Conformity. As our private investigators have proven, BakedBigfoot has been consistently following and upholding the safety guidelines put in place by social distancing. However, he reserves the right to feel concern and advocate for the millions of individuals who have lost their jobs and businesses due to this tragedy. Empathy does not warrant ignorance.
We appreciate you taking the time to read this and hope you will take our advice to heart. We are well aware that our client has a lengthy history of bounced reality checks, however we assure you that crushing his spirit and desire to express himself will not fix this problem. We wish you a nice day and hope to reestablish diplomatic ties with your party in the near future.
Sincerely,
Daniel D. Angst, Attorney in Law
To: Society Itself
385 Life Ave
Earth
Notice to Cease and Desist
Dear Society,
It has come to our attention that our client, BakedBigfoot, has been recently overwhelmed by excessive vexation and misguided prudence from affiliated members of your party. Having the responsibility to protect and represent his best interests and spirit, we politely, yet assertively, ask that you consider to cease the following.
1) Making inquisitive or pressing remarks regarding BakedBigfoot's future plans for employment and / or study. As an individual, he carries the right to choose for himself what he wants to do with his life and what his passions are. He holds no interest in your party's ideals of monetary success nor their pressing agenda to populate the planet.
2) Asking him to adopt thought patterns certified and approved by the Department of Conformity. BakedBigfoot has never held concrete affiliation with this organization and reserves the right not to do so, as long as his interests don't interfere with public safety. He has demonstrated this and is therefore protected under the Court of Humanity.
3) Asking to repress / ignore thoughts not certified by the Department of Conformity. As our private investigators have proven, BakedBigfoot has been consistently following and upholding the safety guidelines put in place by social distancing. However, he reserves the right to feel concern and advocate for the millions of individuals who have lost their jobs and businesses due to this tragedy. Empathy does not warrant ignorance.
We appreciate you taking the time to read this and hope you will take our advice to heart. We are well aware that our client has a lengthy history of bounced reality checks, however we assure you that crushing his spirit and desire to express himself will not fix this problem. We wish you a nice day and hope to reestablish diplomatic ties with your party in the near future.
Sincerely,
Daniel D. Angst, Attorney in Law
